You can properly pronounce Corsicana, Ennis, Waxahachie, Palestine, Decatur, Wichita Falls, San Antonio, Mexia, Waco, and Amarillo.

You’ve never had to switch from “heat” to “cool” in the same day.

You burn your hand when attempting to open the car door.

"Y'all" is part of your main vocabulary.

You know that the true value of a parking space is not determined by the distance to the door, but by the availability of shade.

You think everyone from a bigger city has an accent.

You measure distance in minutes.

You listen to the weather forecast before picking out an outfit.

Someone you know has used a football schedule to plan their wedding date.

When you're on an 8 lane highway, surrounded by SUV's, and you see a man walking down the side of the road, hauling a cross.

You have known someone who has had one belt buckle bigger than your fist.

A Mercedes Benz is not a status symbol. A Chevy 3500 4×4 is.

70 degree weather is considered a cold front.

Sunscreen is sold year round and kept at the front of the checkout counter.

You know everything goes better with Ranch.

You actually get these jokes and are “fixin’ ” to send them to your friends.

You go to the river/lake because you think it is like going to the ocean.

You go to the gas station and there is a sign in the window that reads, “No Shoes, No Shirt, No Service!”

Finally, you are 100% Texan if you have ever heard this conversation:

“You wanna coke?”
“Yeah.”
“What kind?”
“Dr. Pepper.”